2nd April Fools Article/3rd MP

Tree Crashes through New School Window!

Earlier this week in the library, there was an accident on N. DuPont Road, right outside our school. A light blue Sudan collided with a tree near Mr. Drakes science room. The tree subsequently fell into the science classroom. Luckily there was no one in the classroom at the time although some serious damage to the window was taken. All new windows will need to be put in Mr. Drake's room.
"Of course this would happen to me, right after I painted the room and made it look nice," Mr. Drake said, in an angry tone. Mr. Drake has been relocated to the old Adult School room upstairs until the damage is fixed. The science classes will be interesting without a lab to work in.
No one is happy about this damage, especially not Dean Rumschlag. "We just got new, expensive windows and now 4 of the are ruined because of an inattentive driver," says the Dean.
Hopefully the windows will be repaired soon. If not, the rest of this year in science will be quite an adventure. More updates on the windows will be published in the next issue.