Rabid Squirrel Found Outside School!Could this be a serious issue?
Just last Friday, while a Charter student (name withheld) was outside of our school, Cab Calloway, a furry, brown lump landed on his head. Another student passing by noticed the Charter student struggling to get the brown fur off his head. Eventually a large crowd was gathered around the two students.
The brown lump was later realized to be a rabid squirrel. The squirrel was wild and is now being held in captivity for testing. The Charter student was bitten, clawed, and is also being tested for rabies.
In this near death experience only one child was harmed. The helpful student is being tested but has so far had nothing suspicious. All ends well when you can catch a rabid squirrel…except…

The squirrel was found to be female and it is not known whether she has rabid kids. If rabid squirrel babies are running loose around the school, this may be a serious safety hazard. Superintendent, Robert Andrewjeski, is moderating the situation. As of March 1st, many school cancellations may be headed for Cab Calloway!
In a recent interview with Dean Rumshlag, she gave her opinion on the situation.
“In my opinion, all the kids should not continue going to school while the squirrel(s) remain loose. If we all just stay away from the school for a month and let the local animal control find the babies, there may be a chance that the situation could die down.”
Dr. Hocking was in agreement, “Students should not have to worry about their safety while they’re at school. Coming to school should not be a life or death situation. Hopefully Dr. Andrewjeski will come to his senses and cancel school for as long as it takes to catch the squirrels.”

To protect yourself from being a victim of one of the rabid squirrel babies, we advise that you where a strand of nuts around your neck with small amounts of lead in them.

Will we have off school? Or will we all be put at risk?....